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Saturn Retrograde in Pisces Wants You to Stop Drowning in Oatmeal (Here’s How)

Let’s be honest—retrogrades are like the universe’s “Are you sure about that?” button. You’re moving forward, making big plans, maybe even feeling a little smug, and then—BAM—Saturn slams on the brakes, throws the car in reverse, and says, “Actually, let’s go back and check the receipts.”

Now, put that retrograde in Pisces—sign of dreams, illusions, compassion, oceans both literal and emotional—and you’ve got a vibe that’s equal parts mystical fog bank and cosmic probation hearing. This is not the season for “manifest it and forget it.” It’s the season for “manifest it, then triple-check the plumbing, the boundary lines, and your escape hatches.”

Venus in Leo Is Basically a Grease Finale—Here’s How to Get Your Happy Ending

Act I – Summer Nights: Venus in Leo’s Opening Number

If Venus in Taurus is sipping wine in a Tuscan vineyard and Venus in Capricorn is sealing a deal in a power suit, Venus in Leo is on stage, lit like it’s the Grammys, singing a love ballad… to themselves (Siri play: Hopelessly Devoted to You). And honestly? They deserve it.

From Spotlight to Spreadsheets: Your Week of Drama, Deadlines, and Plot Twists

Weekly Horoscope: August 18–24, 2025

Theme: “From Drama to Draft Mode — Editing Your Life in Real Time”

Leo season isn’t leaving quietly—it’s giving one last hair-flip before Virgo marches in with a clipboard and a to-do list. This week, the energy moves from bold expression to detail-oriented refinement, but not without a few plot twists. Think of it as editing the screenplay of your life: Monday is all about delivering the perfect lines, midweek cranks the emotional soundtrack, and by the weekend, the Virgo Sun demands rewrites while Uranus ad-libs new scenes on the fly.

The Virgo New Moon: How to Weave a New Life Without Tangling Yourself in Perfectionism

If New Moons are the clean slates of the zodiac, then the New Moon in Virgo is the one that comes with a label maker, a three-ring binder, and an itemized spreadsheet. It’s the lunation that whispers, “You could be doing this better…” and actually has a plan to make that happen. Virgo isn’t flashy about new beginnings. It doesn’t want your grand resolutions or Instagram-worthy vision boards. It wants measurable improvements, cleaner systems, and the kind of daily rituals that don’t just get your life together — they keep it together.

Astraea Returns: The Sun in Virgo and the Purification of the Soul

The Leo glitter has officially faded, and the afterparty hangover is real. You danced with your ego, flirted with visibility, maybe even screamed “I’m the main character!” into the abyss. But now, the Sun slips into Virgo and suddenly asks the question nobody wants to hear:

“Okay, but how are you living?”

Welcome to Virgo Season: where self-improvement becomes a lifestyle, lists multiply like rabbits, and the Goddess Astraea descends from her heavenly throne to perform a full-blown moral autopsy.

Speak Now or Forever Hold Your Mess: Mercury’s Back, Baby

Weekly Horoscope: August 11–17, 2025

If the past few weeks felt like one long Mercury-induced game of telephone (but make it trauma-bonded), I’ve got good news: Mercury is turning direct. In Leo. With jazz hands.

This is your week to take the mic, rewrite your script, and actually say what you meant to say back in mid-July before Mercury decided to go on an unplanned vacation through your frontal lobe. But don’t just blurt it out—this week’s astrology hands you both the script (Mercury in Leo) and the stage (Mars in Libra), with a backup choir featuring Venus, Jupiter, and a surprise cameo from Saturn and Uranus.