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Samwise

Samwise the Brave and the Battle of the Boring: Understanding Mars in Virgo

Let me tell you a secret: not all heroes wear capes. Some carry cooking pots, quote gardening tips, and cry about potatoes. And if you’re wondering what this has to do with astrology, let me introduce you to the humble, loyal, and criminally underrated force of the zodiac: Mars in Virgo. 

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Orestes

Jupiter Squares Saturn: When Emotional Loyalty Becomes a Prison

Some transits whisper. Others scream. Jupiter in Cancer square Saturn in Aries doesn’t just scream—it stages a full-blown Greek tragedy in your psyche, complete with Furies, blood guilt, and the haunting question: Who are you loyal to?

The answer, as Orestes discovered, is complicated.

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This Week’s Astrology Is a Pressure Cooker with a Pressure Release—Here’s How to Work It

June 9–15, 2025 | Weekly Horoscope

If last week felt like you were juggling emotional grenades with oven mitts, just wait—this one’s turning up the heat. The week kicks off with a planetary mosh pit: Mercury tangling with Saturn and Neptune, Venus getting into a power struggle with Pluto, and Jupiter marching into Cancer like it’s redecorating your inner sanctuary. And that’s just Monday.

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Full Moon in Sagittarius

The Full Moon in Sagittarius Is Here to Tell You the Truth—Whether You’re Ready or Not

You know that moment when someone says, “Can I be honest with you?” and you instinctively brace yourself? That, my friend, is the Full Moon in Sagittarius. It’s the cosmic equivalent of an unsolicited truth bomb wrapped in philosophical wrapping paper and launched by a centaur with a PhD in blunt force honesty.

The Full Moon is always a moment of revelation. It’s when something previously hidden in the subconscious (Moon) is lit up by the Sun’s spotlight and dragged into the realm of awareness. This time, the Moon is galloping through Sagittarius while the Sun sits across the sky in Gemini. And when these two go head-to-head, we get a full-blown truth vs. trivia showdown.

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Why I’ve Moved My Practice Fully to Keen (And Why It’s a Good Thing for You)

Let’s talk shop.

For the past two decades, I’ve worn many hats: astrologer, psychic, horary interpreter, content creator, and occasional digital janitor—because running your own website often means fixing your own messes. But after years of offering private sessions through my site and juggling all the backend work that comes with it, I’ve decided to shift my practice entirely to Keen.

Here’s why that matters—for both of us.

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Prosperity Magic, Jupiter

Forget Hustle Culture—Kabbalah Says This Is the Real Secret to Attracting Abundance

Let’s cut the sugar and get honest—things are rough out there. I’m hearing it from clients, colleagues, and fellow business owners: money is tight, margins are shrinking, and it feels like the financial faucet is dripping instead of flowing. Whether you’re trying to keep your lights on or just praying your rent doesn’t bounce, you’re not imagining it—the collective prosperity vibe is bone-dry right now.

A lot of magical folks are feeling it too. You can chant all the affirmations you want, but when your bank account is side-eyeing you like an ex you ghosted, something’s gotta shift.

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