You weren’t born with a manual — but you were born with a map. I’m here to help you read it.
I’m Storm Cestavani — professional astrologer, psychic, and no-nonsense truth-teller.
I’ve spent the last three decades helping people decode their patterns, break their curses, and actually do something with their insight. CEOs, artists, entrepreneurs, the brokenhearted, the burned-out, and the just plain curious — I’ve talked to them all. And if there’s one thing I’ve learned?
Life doesn’t happen to you. It happens through you — if you’ve got the guts to read the signs and act on them.
I’m not here to blow glitter up your third eye.
I’m here to tell the truth.
Why I Moved My Practice to Keen
Let’s be real: credit card companies hate the psychic and astrology industry. They don’t understand it, so they label it “infotainment” — and that makes it a nightmare to run a stable business.
Meanwhile, the way people seek guidance is changing. Most of my clients don’t want long, drawn-out consultations anymore. They want real answers in real time — not two weeks from now. So I made a decision:
I moved my private practice to Keen — a platform where I can show up for you exactly when you need me.
No scheduling gymnastics.
No invoice drama.
Just psychic insight — on demand.
What You Get With Me
I built my name the old-school way: one chart, one call, one truth bomb at a time.
I’ve taken over 250,000 calls and read more charts than I can count — by hand, before software made it cute.
I use astrology every day. It’s my ride-or-die tool.
But I also work as a psychic, using timing techniques, horary charts, and pattern recognition to cut to the chase. I won’t tell you what you want to hear. I’ll tell you what you need to know.
I don’t do:
- “Good vibes only” readings
- Vague affirmations wrapped in woo
- Manifestation myths that ignore reality
I do:
- Practical magic with a Jungian backbone
- Readings rooted in your soul’s blueprint
- Psychic strategies that meet the moment you’re in
What I Believe
Astrology isn’t a party trick — it’s a precision tool.
Psychic ability isn’t about guessing — it’s about listening.
Your natal chart is a soul map. But maps are useless if you’re not willing to take action!
Knowledge changes nothing. Applied knowledge changes everything.
Destiny isn’t something you wait for. It’s something you build — step by step, decision by decision.
If You’re Still Reading, You Already Know
You’re not here for surface-level fluff.
You’re here because something deeper inside you is waking up.
You want clarity. You want strategy. You want someone who won’t blink when things get messy.
Good. You just found him. Welcome to the Astrology Revolution!
Let’s get to work.
Praise For Storm Cestavani
Storm Cestavani is one of the most talented astrologers I have ever met. I say that he is talented, not just gifted because he is always expanding his knowledge base to better connect with his clients and help them understand the information he is sharing. He never rests on his laurels and always adds something new.In other words, Storm makes it easy to understand how this confusing system of astrology affects your life and how to make it work in your favor! – Jacki Smith Owner, Coventry Creations, Inc.
Out of 3,000 psychics I interviewed to read for Dionne Warwick, I kept coming back to one person – Storm Cestavani. In all of my years, I have yet to find anyone as gifted and talented as he is. His psychic abilities are on par with the masters in this industry. He is simply amazing. – Linda Georgian, GTC Enterprises
“The first reading I received on the Psychic Friends Network was from this talented and gifted man. I strongly recommend people get a reading from him”. — Dionne Warwick, Psychic Friends Network Host — Mall of America Infomercial
“When it comes to deciphering astrological influences and how they impact you personally, Storm Cestavani is the best in the business. His is the only advice I truly trust.” — Dorothy Morrison, Author of “Utterly Wicked”
