Demeter’s Revenge: Why Jupiter Retrograde in Cancer Pulls the Plug on Toxic Caretaking

Every twelve years, Jupiter takes a sentimental detour through Cancer, the sign of hearth fires, home-cooked wisdom, and emotional nesting. But this time, the planet of growth, faith, and philosophical sprawl has thrown his luggage in reverse. Jupiter retrograde in Cancer doesn’t expand outward — he calls a family meeting in your psyche’s kitchen and asks, “Sweetheart, who exactly have you been feeding?”

From Medusa’s Blood to Pegasus’ Wings: How Sagittarius Season Turns Trauma into Truth

When the Sun gallops into Sagittarius, the psychic landscape shifts from brooding gothic cathedral to temple of open skies. After weeks of emotional excavation in Scorpio — where we danced with our shadows, faced our demons, and possibly rage-cleaned our social media feed — the Sun now bursts out of the underworld dripping in revelation, smelling faintly of sage and singed karma.

The Shadow Knows: Mercury’s About to Flip the Script

Astrological Forecast: November 3–9, 2025

This week is the last calm breath before Mercury throws the car into reverse — if you can call a week with Mars, Uranus, and a Full Moon in Taurus calm. The Messenger God isn’t technically retrograde until Sunday, but you can already hear the gears grinding. Emails vanish into the void, autocorrect commits slander, and people start resurrecting conversations you swore were dead and buried. Welcome to the pre-show of Mercury Retrograde, where foreshadowing is the main event.

The Trickster’s Pilgrimage, Part II: What Odysseus Can Teach You About Surviving Mercury Retrograde

Let’s begin with the image: a clever sailor staring down a horizon that keeps moving. The winds shift, the map curls at the edges, and the stars—normally faithful—wink like they’re in on a joke. That’s Mercury stationing retrograde in Sagittarius: the mind’s loudspeaker swivels inward, the road grows scenic (without asking our permission), and the Trickster invites us on a vision quest with a fine-tip highlighter.

When the Golden Calf Cracks: Uranus Retrograde in Taurus and the Price of False Security

Uranus, that celestial anarchist, has spent the past few months joyriding through early Gemini—tweeting chaos, disrupting group chats, and making us all feel like our brains were running on ten tabs of espresso. But now, the sky god is shifting gears and moonwalking backward into Taurus, the sign of bull, where comfort, currency, and control rule the pasture.

Love Like You Mean It: Surviving Venus in Scorpio

Grab your black eyeliner and a dark chocolate mocha latte, because Venus has zipped up her latex boots and moved into Scorpio—the sign of emotional x-rays, sacred secrets, and “I know what you did last retrograde.”