You know that dream you’ve been nursing like a hot cup of chamomile tea? The one that promises a future where you’re finally safe, seen, spiritually fulfilled, and preferably sitting on a chaise lounge funded by passive income?
Well… that dream just got caught in a holy tug-of-war between Jupiter in Cancer and Neptune in Aries. One planet wants to get you home. The other wants you to storm heaven’s gates, armed with nothing but a selfie stick and blind faith.
Let’s talk about this mess.