Thank you so much everyone that came to see me at Witchcon. I appreciate each and everyone of you.
Here are the slides that I promised.
Storm’s Slides: Turning Straw Into Gold Witchcon Main.
This New Moon in Capricorn Isn’t About Hustle. It’s About Stability, Boundaries, and Growing Up.
The New Moon in Capricorn is not here to make you feel inspired. It is here to make you stable.
This is the Moon that quietly closes the door, lowers the lights, and asks one grown-up question: Can your life actually support the future you keep talking about?
What Would Steve Harrington Do? A Mars in Libra Survival Guide
There’s a saying that diplomacy is war by other means. If that’s true, then Mars in Libra is the velvet-gloved warrior who doesn’t just fight battles — he curates them.
And no one models this paradox better than Steve Harrington from Stranger Things. Yes, the guy who started as a hair-flipping high school heartthrob and evolved into the most unexpected, emotionally intelligent monster-slaying babysitter in television history. Steve is what happens when Mars — the planet of action, drive, and aggression — is forced to fight on Libra’s Venus-ruled turf.
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Strategic AF: The Astrology of August 4–10 Will Make You Rethink Every Move
Welcome to a week where charm is a weapon, strategy is a survival skill, and emotions get filtered through power suits and spreadsheets. The astrological forecast for August 4–10, 2025, is anything but subtle—especially with Mars, the celestial instigator, front and center in Libra. That’s right, the planet of action has traded in his battle axe for a courtroom briefcase and a killer smile. But don’t get too comfortable—behind the charm offensive is a real test of willpower, patience, and emotional maturity.
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Mercury’s Turning Retrograde—But the Moon’s Pulling the Strings
Mercury’s Got a Megaphone, But the Moon’s Running the Show: Your Weekly Horoscope for July 14–20, 2025
Welcome to a week where the most dramatic retrograde of the summer begins… and yet, Mercury is somehow not the main character. That honor goes to the Moon—quietly, consistently stirring up the vibes while the rest of the sky mostly keeps its opinions to itself. For six out of seven days, the Moon is the only planet actively making moves. She’s not traversing half the zodiac, but she is doing the emotional equivalent of speed dating, and we’re all along for the ride.
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Mars Goes Direct! How This Week’s Astrology (2.17.25-2.23.25) Will Supercharge Your Life
Weekly Horoscope: February 17–23, 2025
Mars Turns Direct, and We’re Back in Business!
Brace yourselves, folks—this week packs a punch! Mars, the planet of action (and occasional temper tantrums), is finally turning direct in Cancer after months of sluggish emotional processing. It’s time to get moving, especially in areas related to home, family, and personal boundaries. But wait, there’s more! We’ve got the Sun slipping into Pisces, a Mercury-Jupiter square that could make everyone sound like a know-it-all, and a deliciously intuitive Mercury-Mars trine to round out the week. Buckle up—wait, scratch that—I mean, let’s get into it!