Uranus, that celestial anarchist, has spent the past few months joyriding through early Gemini—tweeting chaos, disrupting group chats, and making us all feel like our brains were running on ten tabs of espresso. But now, the sky god is shifting gears and moonwalking backward into Taurus, the sign of bull, where comfort, currency, and control rule the pasture.
Love Like You Mean It: Surviving Venus in Scorpio
Grab your black eyeliner and a dark chocolate mocha latte, because Venus has zipped up her latex boots and moved into Scorpio—the sign of emotional x-rays, sacred secrets, and “I know what you did last retrograde.”
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Stop Turning Yourself to Stone: The Full Moon in Taurus Wants You to Feel Again
Let’s start with the obvious: the Full Moon in Taurus is a cosmic spa day for your nervous system—if you’re willing to stop doomscrolling long enough to feel your own skin. This Moon is exalted, which in astrology means she’s sitting on a velvet throne, sipping a matcha latte, and reminding the rest of the zodiac that pleasure is not a sin—it’s a survival strategy.
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Truth Bombs, Hot Takes, and Power Moves — How to Survive Mercury’s Wildest Week Yet (This Year)
Weekly Horoscopes: October 27 – November 2, 2025
Theme: Mercury’s Wild Ride — The Week Your Mouth Writes Reality
If life lately feels like a never-ending group chat between your brain, your heart, and that voice that says, “Maybe don’t text that,” congratulations — you’re living the Mercury experience in real time. This week, the Trickster-in-Chief runs the show, ping-ponging between Scorpio’s whisper networks and Sagittarius’ megaphone. Translation: the truth will come out — sometimes beautifully, sometimes like a cat leaping out of a laundry basket.
Never Stop Being Curious: How Mars in Sagittarius Turns Faith into Action
If Mars in Scorpio is the assassin who vanishes into the shadows, Mars in Sagittarius is the bold adventurer bursting out of them with a flashlight, a theory, and a can of aerosol flame. It’s courage with a compass, conviction on caffeine, and the cosmic equivalent of yelling “Let’s see what happens if I press this button!”
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Mercury in Sagittarius: The Trickster’s Pilgrimage — Or, Why Odysseus Would’ve Been Great on Twitter
When Mercury gallops into Sagittarius, it’s not content to deliver a memo—it wants to write a manifesto, broadcast it from a mountain, and maybe start a new religion on the way down.
This is the cosmic moment when the Messenger of the Gods trades his winged sandals for hiking boots, pockets a compass, and declares, “I’m going to find the meaning of it all!”