Cue the trumpets, toss the confetti, and somebody better light a drama-scented candle because the Sun officially enters Leo on July 22nd. This isn’t a typical astrological season—it’s a coronation. The Sun returning to its own sign comes with a big, flaming message: Your life is your kingdom. Why are you acting like a background character in someone else’s epic?
Mercury Retrograde in Leo Is a Plot Twist—Shahrazad Shows You How to Survive It
Let’s be real: Mercury retrograde already has a reputation. People blame it for everything from text message meltdowns to printers staging revolts. But throw it into Leo’s spotlight? That’s when things go full Shakespearean.
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The Full Moon in Capricorn Is Exposing the Wound You’ve Been Pretending Isn’t There
Capricorn season may not be in full swing, but the Full Moon in Capricorn doesn’t need an RSVP to show up with a clipboard, a judgmental glare, and a reminder that your to-do list has its own to-do list. But here’s the catch: this isn’t just a performance review from the cosmos’ regional manager. This lunation is a psychic reckoning, and buried deep beneath the spreadsheets and self-discipline is a far older tale—one soaked in sorrow, sterility, and a very wounded king.
Achilles Had a Saturn Retrograde Problem—Do You?
Let’s be real here —if there were ever a mythological figure who needed a therapist, a timeout, and a mirror, it was Achilles. And if there were ever a transit that captures that slow-motion existential crisis wrapped in a rage blanket, it’s Saturn retrograde in Aries.
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This Week’s Astrology (July 7 -13, 2025) Is an Electric Fence—Touch It Anyway
Welcome to the week where playing it safe isn’t just boring—it’s borderline self-sabotage. Uranus, the planet of shock therapy and sudden brilliance, enters Gemini this week, and let’s just say: your comfort zone called, and Uranus hit “decline.” We’re entering a new phase of mental revolution, where the rules of communication, learning, and connection get rewritten with a lightning bolt and a megaphone.
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Helen of Troy Didn’t Ghost You—She Was Just in Gemini
Venus officially checks into Gemini on July 4th—and she won’t just bring her lip gloss and library card. She brings her doppelgänger, her travel-size thesaurus, and about 300 unread texts. If you’re looking for deep, soul-piercing romantic poetry, you might want to wait for Venus in Cancer. But if you want flirtation that feels like a podcast episode and pillow talk that segues into Plato, you’re right on time.
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