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The Full Moon in Capricorn Is Exposing the Wound You’ve Been Pretending Isn’t There

Capricorn season may not be in full swing, but the Full Moon in Capricorn doesn’t need an RSVP to show up with a clipboard, a judgmental glare, and a reminder that your to-do list has its own to-do list. But here’s the catch: this isn’t just a performance review from the cosmos’ regional manager. This lunation is a psychic reckoning, and buried deep beneath the spreadsheets and self-discipline is a far older tale—one soaked in sorrow, sterility, and a very wounded king. 

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Achilles Had a Saturn Retrograde Problem—Do You?

Let’s be real here —if there were ever a mythological figure who needed a therapist, a timeout, and a mirror, it was Achilles. And if there were ever a transit that captures that slow-motion existential crisis wrapped in a rage blanket, it’s Saturn retrograde in Aries. 

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This Week’s Astrology (July 7 -13, 2025) Is an Electric Fence—Touch It Anyway

Welcome to the week where playing it safe isn’t just boring—it’s borderline self-sabotage. Uranus, the planet of shock therapy and sudden brilliance, enters Gemini this week, and let’s just say: your comfort zone called, and Uranus hit “decline.” We’re entering a new phase of mental revolution, where the rules of communication, learning, and connection get rewritten with a lightning bolt and a megaphone.

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Helen of Troy Didn’t Ghost You—She Was Just in Gemini

Venus officially checks into Gemini on July 4th—and she won’t just bring her lip gloss and library card. She brings her doppelgänger, her travel-size thesaurus, and about 300 unread texts. If you’re looking for deep, soul-piercing romantic poetry, you might want to wait for Venus in Cancer. But if you want flirtation that feels like a podcast episode and pillow talk that segues into Plato, you’re right on time. 

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Neptune Retrograde in Aries Is Coming for Your Inner Crusader—Are You Ready to Burn for Your Truth?

If Neptune in Aries is the cosmic equivalent of grabbing a sword for a dream you had in a fever state and charging into battle anyway, then Neptune retrograde in Aries is the moment you pause mid-charge and wonder if that dream was divine prophecy or just last night’s spicy burrito talking.

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Break the Pattern, Not Your Heart—Venus Is Redefining What You Deserve

Love Is in the Air—and It Brought Receipts: Your Astrology Forecast for June 30 – July 6, 2025

If this week were a rom-com, Venus would be the leading lady, Uranus would be the eccentric sidekick crashing the party, and Neptune? He’s the emotionally unavailable poet who shows up mid-plot with a dreamy mixtape and a thousand-yard stare. Welcome to a week of love, money, connection, confusion, clarity, and a few plot twists that’ll make even your group chat say, “Wait… WHAT?”

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