Let’s set the scene. You’re minding your business on a sunny hillside, tending your flock, when suddenly a woman so stunning she practically glows walks out of the tall grass like a living dream. You don’t know her name, but she tells you she’s royalty, and she looks at you like you invented the concept of “desire.”
You’re toast.
Welcome to the New Moon in Gemini, where the air is thick with unspoken thoughts, electric curiosity, and more mental tabs open than a conspiracy theorist on Reddit. If you’ve been waiting for the perfect moment to reset your mind, rewrite your story, or relaunch that podcast you started in 2017 and ghosted like a bad Tinder date, this is it.
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This week, the astrology is not here for your excuses, your distractions, or your tendency to bite your tongue to keep the peace. Nope. With Eris, the goddess of discord, stealing the spotlight—and teaming up with wounded healer Chiron in Aries—you’re being invited to (read: shoved into) radical honesty. Not the “let’s talk over tea” kind. The “I can’t fake this anymore” kind.
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Let me guess: your WiFi glitched, you sent a spicy text to the wrong person, your Uber dropped you off three blocks away—and now you’re screaming “MERCURY RETROGRADE!” like it’s Beetlejuice.
I hate to be the one to break it to you (actually, I don’t), but Mercury isn’t up in the sky plotting revenge against your travel plans and printer ink. You’re not cursed. You’re just overdue for a reality check—and Mercury’s got the receipts.
Let’s talk.
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Gemini Season doesn’t come with an off-switch, and frankly, would we even use it if it did? Probably not. From May 20 through June 20, everything gets a little louder, faster, and wordier. Thoughts multiply like bunnies, conversations spawn subplots, and everyone suddenly has a hot take on everything—including whether pineapple belongs on pizza (Mercury in Gemini says yes, Mercury in Cancer says, “Are you okay?”).
But here’s the magical twist: this Gemini Season isn’t just ruled by the Sun—it’s also shaped by Mercury’s movement. And Mercury, that snappy little speed demon, is moving through two very different signs: Mostly through Gemini (its own house) until June 8, and then into Cancer for the rest of the season.
So what does that mean for your magic? I’m so glad you asked. Think of it like this: you’re switching from a feather quill to a fountain pen dipped in moonwater. The magic shifts, and so should you.
WEEKLY HOROSCOPE: MAY 19 – MAY 25, 2025
By Storm Cestavani
Welcome to your spotlight week, Storm Chasers. The Sun isn’t just shining—it’s throwing on designer shades, grabbing a mic, and walking into your life like it’s ready to host its own reality show. This is the week where we move from the slow, sensory swirl of Taurus season into the caffeinated chaos of Gemini, all while trading comfort for curiosity, patience for plans, and naps for nervous energy.
But don’t worry—we’re not diving in without support. We’ve got backup dancers named Saturn, Neptune, and Pluto, all showing up with cameo roles to help you script your next breakthrough. So grab your favorite pen, charge your phone, and get ready to narrate your week like it’s a plot twist on “Grey’s Anatomy,” – and, yes, it’s still going after 22 years!
