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This Week’s Astrology (July 7 -13, 2025) Is an Electric Fence—Touch It Anyway

Welcome to the week where playing it safe isn’t just boring—it’s borderline self-sabotage. Uranus, the planet of shock therapy and sudden brilliance, enters Gemini this week, and let’s just say: your comfort zone called, and Uranus hit “decline.” We’re entering a new phase of mental revolution, where the rules of communication, learning, and connection get rewritten with a lightning bolt and a megaphone.

Helen of Troy Didn’t Ghost You—She Was Just in Gemini

Venus officially checks into Gemini on July 4th—and she won’t just bring her lip gloss and library card. She brings her doppelgänger, her travel-size thesaurus, and about 300 unread texts. If you’re looking for deep, soul-piercing romantic poetry, you might want to wait for Venus in Cancer. But if you want flirtation that feels like a podcast episode and pillow talk that segues into Plato, you’re right on time.

Neptune Retrograde in Aries Is Coming for Your Inner Crusader—Are You Ready to Burn for Your Truth?

If Neptune in Aries is the cosmic equivalent of grabbing a sword for a dream you had in a fever state and charging into battle anyway, then Neptune retrograde in Aries is the moment you pause mid-charge and wonder if that dream was divine prophecy or just last night’s spicy burrito talking.

Break the Pattern, Not Your Heart—Venus Is Redefining What You Deserve

Love Is in the Air—and It Brought Receipts: Your Astrology Forecast for June 30 – July 6, 2025

If this week were a rom-com, Venus would be the leading lady, Uranus would be the eccentric sidekick crashing the party, and Neptune? He’s the emotionally unavailable poet who shows up mid-plot with a dreamy mixtape and a thousand-yard stare. Welcome to a week of love, money, connection, confusion, clarity, and a few plot twists that’ll make even your group chat say, “Wait… WHAT?”

Mercury in Leo Is Here to Teach You the Art of the Dramatic Pause (Shahrazad Style)

Let’s be honest—some transits whisper. Mercury in Pisces murmurs poetic nothings. Mercury in Taurus leans back and chews its words like a sommelier inspecting tannins. But Mercury in Leo? That one kicks open the door, demands a spotlight, and says, “Everyone sit down—I’ve got something to say.”

And you will listen.

The New Moon in Cancer Is a Womb, Not a Warning—What Isis and Horus Know That You’ve Forgotten

Let’s start with the obvious: Cancer season is a feeling. It’s soft lighting, memory-triggered crying jags, rage-cleaning your kitchen at 11 PM, and wondering why no one really understands you. And when the New Moon shows up in Cancer, the urge to build a fortress out of pillows, nostalgia, and emotional spreadsheets becomes palpable.