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Mercury’s in the Driver’s Seat—Just Hope It Knows Where It’s Going

This week’s astrology is a full-blown Mercury showcase. Imagine Mercury in Gemini as a fast-talking game show host with a double espresso habit, clicking through PowerPoint slides of ideas so quickly you can’t tell if you’re being inspired or ambushed. Then—just as you start to catch your breath—it slides into Cancer, trading punchlines for family drama and emotional flashbacks.

Mercury’s the lead character, but he’s not alone. Venus is busy changing outfits and lovers mid-week, and the Moon gets moody (what else is new). The theme? Think fast, speak smart, feel deep. And for the love of astrology, check your tone before pressing send.

Mercury in Cancer and the Myth of the Sirens: Emotional Truth or Psychic Trap?

If Mercury in Gemini is your neighborhood barista—quick-witted, multi-tasking, and buzzing on five shots of espresso—then Mercury in Cancer is your grandmother’s kitchen at 2 a.m. Lit only by the refrigerator glow, it’s where you spill secrets, sob into leftover pie, and accidentally start therapy.

This is Mercury soaking wet. Not the chatty scribe of the gods, but the moody, memory-laden messenger who refuses to text back because he needs time to feel the message first. Mercury in Cancer isn’t interested in facts. He wants to know if the facts hurt. Or if they remind him of something he buried under three layers of sarcasm and a Pinterest board labeled “emotional regulation.”

Don’t Be Anchises: How to Handle Venus in Taurus Without Losing Your Mind (or Pants)

Let’s set the scene. You’re minding your business on a sunny hillside, tending your flock, when suddenly a woman so stunning she practically glows walks out of the tall grass like a living dream. You don’t know her name, but she tells you she’s royalty, and she looks at you like you invented the concept of “desire.”

You’re toast.

Speak It Into Existence: The New Moon in Gemini Is a Portal for Mental Magic

Welcome to the New Moon in Gemini, where the air is thick with unspoken thoughts, electric curiosity, and more mental tabs open than a conspiracy theorist on Reddit. If you’ve been waiting for the perfect moment to reset your mind, rewrite your story, or relaunch that podcast you started in 2017 and ghosted like a bad Tinder date, this is it.

This Week’s Astrology Is a Truth Bomb Waiting to Go Off—Here’s How to Use It

Weekly Horoscope: May 26 – June 1, 2025

Eris Crashes the Party—And She’s Not Taking Her Shoes Off

This week, the astrology is not here for your excuses, your distractions, or your tendency to bite your tongue to keep the peace. Nope. With Eris, the goddess of discord, stealing the spotlight—and teaming up with wounded healer Chiron in Aries—you’re being invited to (read: shoved into) radical honesty. Not the “let’s talk over tea” kind. The “I can’t fake this anymore” kind.

Mercury Retrograde Isn’t the Villain—You Just Don’t Like Being Inconvenienced

Let me guess: your WiFi glitched, you sent a spicy text to the wrong person, your Uber dropped you off three blocks away—and now you’re screaming “MERCURY RETROGRADE!” like it’s Beetlejuice.

I hate to be the one to break it to you (actually, I don’t), but Mercury isn’t up in the sky plotting revenge against your travel plans and printer ink. You’re not cursed. You’re just overdue for a reality check—and Mercury’s got the receipts.

Let’s talk.