You know that dream you’ve been nursing like a hot cup of chamomile tea? The one that promises a future where you’re finally safe, seen, spiritually fulfilled, and preferably sitting on a chaise lounge funded by passive income?
Well… that dream just got caught in a holy tug-of-war between Jupiter in Cancer and Neptune in Aries. One planet wants to get you home. The other wants you to storm heaven’s gates, armed with nothing but a selfie stick and blind faith.
Let’s talk about this mess.
June 16–22, 2025 | Written by Storm Cestavani
Let’s get one thing straight: this week doesn’t come with a mute button.
With Mars marching into Virgo, Jupiter arguing with Neptune, and the Sun shifting into Cancer, this seven-day stretch is like a project manager with a megaphone yelling “fix it now” while your inner child is sobbing in a blanket fort. We’ve got drive, emotion, idealism, and hard limits—all packed into one spicy psychic casserole.
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Let me tell you a secret: not all heroes wear capes. Some carry cooking pots, quote gardening tips, and cry about potatoes. And if you’re wondering what this has to do with astrology, let me introduce you to the humble, loyal, and criminally underrated force of the zodiac: Mars in Virgo.
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Some transits whisper. Others scream. Jupiter in Cancer square Saturn in Aries doesn’t just scream—it stages a full-blown Greek tragedy in your psyche, complete with Furies, blood guilt, and the haunting question: Who are you loyal to?
The answer, as Orestes discovered, is complicated.
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June 9–15, 2025 | Weekly Horoscope
If last week felt like you were juggling emotional grenades with oven mitts, just wait—this one’s turning up the heat. The week kicks off with a planetary mosh pit: Mercury tangling with Saturn and Neptune, Venus getting into a power struggle with Pluto, and Jupiter marching into Cancer like it’s redecorating your inner sanctuary. And that’s just Monday.
You know that moment when someone says, “Can I be honest with you?” and you instinctively brace yourself? That, my friend, is the Full Moon in Sagittarius. It’s the cosmic equivalent of an unsolicited truth bomb wrapped in philosophical wrapping paper and launched by a centaur with a PhD in blunt force honesty.
The Full Moon is always a moment of revelation. It’s when something previously hidden in the subconscious (Moon) is lit up by the Sun’s spotlight and dragged into the realm of awareness. This time, the Moon is galloping through Sagittarius while the Sun sits across the sky in Gemini. And when these two go head-to-head, we get a full-blown truth vs. trivia showdown.
