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1984 Called—Pluto Retrograde Is the Plot Twist You Didn’t See Coming

Let’s get something straight: Pluto retrograde in Aquarius is not your average astrological deep dive. This isn’t about gazing at the stars with a hot cup of chai and a candle called “Rebirth and Rainbows.” This is more like the universe handing you George Orwell’s 1984, smacking you on the back of the head with it, and saying, “Read it again, but this time, pay attention to the part where you betray yourself and still end up loving Big Brother.”

Welcome to the psychological Hunger Games of 2025, starring you, your shadow, and a revolutionary ideal that may or may not be gaslighting you.

Emotions Run Wild, Venus Gets Bold, and Pluto Pulls the Plug: Your No-Nonsense Weekly Horoscope (April 28–May 4)

Welcome to the week where your feelings have a flair for drama, your love life takes a wild swing, and your inner rebel gets a microphone. This is not a calm week—and thank the gods for that, because it’s about time we shook off the emotional beige and embraced the full technicolor range of what-the-hell-just-happened moods.

The spotlight’s on the Moon, who’s walking through the zodiac like a caffeinated therapist with no filter. Meanwhile, Venus struts into Aries, ready to burn the rulebook, and Pluto retrogrades in Aquarius, asking us if we even know what we believe in anymore—or if we’re just retweeting other people’s thoughts. (Ouch, right?)

So grab your metaphorical seatbelt, and maybe an actual snack. Let’s break this down, day by day, so you don’t emotionally whiplash yourself straight into a spiral.

Feeling Stuck? Demeter and the New Moon in Taurus Show You How to Start Over (for Real This Time)

Every year, like clockwork, the New Moon in Taurus swings around and asks us a question that sounds deceptively simple: “What do you want to grow?” It’s the astrological equivalent of standing in the middle of a lush garden with a packet of seeds and a spade. Sounds easy enough, right? Until you realize you have commitment issues with plants…and probably your life goals too.

But don’t worry — Taurus is here to help. Or more precisely, Taurus drags us by the ankles back to Earth, rubs our noses in the soil, and says, “Build something real.” And this year, we’re not just looking at Taurus energy. We’re pulling the receipts from one of mythology’s top-tier, no-nonsense Earth goddesses: Demeter.

Pluto Knows What You’re Hiding (And He’s Coming for It)

Weekly Horoscope for April 21–27, 2025

Theme: Pluto Knows What You’re Hiding (And He’s Coming for It)

This week isn’t here to hold your hand. It’s here to rip the mask off, clean the wound, and dare you to be honest about what’s no longer working. With Pluto making multiple cameos, including a square to the Sun and a showdown with Mars, this is your astrological intervention. You can evolve—or you can be dragged like a bad meme on social media.

Let’s break it down by day and see how you can sidestep drama, reclaim your power, and not punch a hole through the drywall.

Sun in Taurus 2025: Face Your Inner Minotaur and Stop Feeding the Bull

Every April, just as Aries season finally finishes setting everything on fire—including our patience—we get the blessed relief of Taurus season. It’s like going from a Red Bull-fueled rave to a vineyard picnic. The Sun slips into this Venus-ruled Earth sign and says, “Let’s stop running headfirst into everything and maybe… nap instead?”

But don’t let the pastoral vibes fool you—Taurus isn’t just some mellow cow chewing wildflowers in a sun-drenched field. Underneath that calm, curated exterior? There’s a beast. And its name is the Minotaur.

From Silk to Sword: Taurus Season Magic When Venus Turns Fierce

Welcome to Taurus Season—where everything slows down just enough for you to taste your coffee, notice the texture of the sheets, and contemplate buying that ridiculously overpriced skin cream because “you deserve it.” (Spoiler alert: you probably do.) But this year, the Venusian vibes are throwing us a delightful curveball.

Why? Because Venus, the planetary ruler of Taurus, is doing her own seasonal costume change. First, she floats through the last degrees of Pisces, her exaltation, trailing perfume and poetry in her wake. Then, right as April wraps up, she sets her silk robes on fire and dives headfirst into Aries, the sign of her detriment. And oh, the magic gets interesting.

Let’s talk about how to work with it—not against it.