Welcome to the week where your feelings have a flair for drama, your love life takes a wild swing, and your inner rebel gets a microphone. This is not a calm week—and thank the gods for that, because it’s about time we shook off the emotional beige and embraced the full technicolor range of what-the-hell-just-happened moods.
The spotlight’s on the Moon, who’s walking through the zodiac like a caffeinated therapist with no filter. Meanwhile, Venus struts into Aries, ready to burn the rulebook, and Pluto retrogrades in Aquarius, asking us if we even know what we believe in anymore—or if we’re just retweeting other people’s thoughts. (Ouch, right?)
So grab your metaphorical seatbelt, and maybe an actual snack. Let’s break this down, day by day, so you don’t emotionally whiplash yourself straight into a spiral.