If you’ve felt like the emotional atmosphere has been a little… thick lately — somewhere between “I could cry or hex someone, maybe both” — congratulations, you’ve made it to the New Moon in Scorpio. This isn’t your average lunar event. This is the soul’s black mirror, the psychic reboot, the point in the year when the universe looks you dead in the eye and whispers, “You sure you’re ready for the truth?”
Don’t Panic — Descend: How to Survive Mercury Retrograde in Scorpio With Your Sanity (and Wi-Fi) Intact
Hermes is back in black—again. Only this time, he’s wearing his psychopomp cloak, carrying receipts from the underworld, and muttering something about “unfinished business.”
Mercury retrograde returning to Scorpio isn’t a mere inconvenience of lost emails or late Amazon packages. No, Storm Chasers, this is Mercury with a lantern, illuminating what you’ve tried to bury in the back of your mind since last fall. The trickster is in therapy now, and guess what? You’re the patient.
Demeter’s Revenge: Why Jupiter Retrograde in Cancer Pulls the Plug on Toxic Caretaking
Every twelve years, Jupiter takes a sentimental detour through Cancer, the sign of hearth fires, home-cooked wisdom, and emotional nesting. But this time, the planet of growth, faith, and philosophical sprawl has thrown his luggage in reverse. Jupiter retrograde in Cancer doesn’t expand outward — he calls a family meeting in your psyche’s kitchen and asks, “Sweetheart, who exactly have you been feeding?”
From Medusa’s Blood to Pegasus’ Wings: How Sagittarius Season Turns Trauma into Truth
When the Sun gallops into Sagittarius, the psychic landscape shifts from brooding gothic cathedral to temple of open skies. After weeks of emotional excavation in Scorpio — where we danced with our shadows, faced our demons, and possibly rage-cleaned our social media feed — the Sun now bursts out of the underworld dripping in revelation, smelling faintly of sage and singed karma.
The Trickster’s Pilgrimage, Part II: What Odysseus Can Teach You About Surviving Mercury Retrograde
Let’s begin with the image: a clever sailor staring down a horizon that keeps moving. The winds shift, the map curls at the edges, and the stars—normally faithful—wink like they’re in on a joke. That’s Mercury stationing retrograde in Sagittarius: the mind’s loudspeaker swivels inward, the road grows scenic (without asking our permission), and the Trickster invites us on a vision quest with a fine-tip highlighter.
When the Golden Calf Cracks: Uranus Retrograde in Taurus and the Price of False Security
Uranus, that celestial anarchist, has spent the past few months joyriding through early Gemini—tweeting chaos, disrupting group chats, and making us all feel like our brains were running on ten tabs of espresso. But now, the sky god is shifting gears and moonwalking backward into Taurus, the sign of bull, where comfort, currency, and control rule the pasture.